I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
Turn offs: private instagrams
The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.
miss claudette has a special place in my heart.
miss claudette over everything
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen kms